You may have completely no thought how a lot unbridled pleasure this brings me. Falcons’ rookie Michael Penix Jr. discovered that he was getting the nod to start out for Atlanta shifting ahead whereas ready in line to purchase a $1.50 hotdog from Costco.
#Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. says he was purchasing at Costco and about to purchase a $1.50 hotdog when he acquired the decision he was changing into the beginning QB. He says he wasn’t hungry anymore after studying of the information. pic.twitter.com/YCaEIntH3M
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) December 18, 2024
In the event you’ve spent any time on this web site during the last couple of years you’ll know I’ve had a propensity to match Kirk Cousins to a Costco hotdog. A functionally high quality merchandise, that may fulfill your starvation, with out being so nice it’s ever memorable. This tube meat-based metaphor was designed to say that Cousins is a quarterback who will get strong outcomes, however by no means fairly be particular sufficient to get the workforce over the hump.
In case you want extra proof …
Kirk Cousins is rarely going to win something as a result of he’s a Costco hotdog
Kirk Cousins isn’t going to win in Atlanta as a result of he’s nonetheless a Costco hotdog
Now Cousins has been benched for a man who was shopping for a Costco hotdog. All I can hope for Falcons followers is that Michael Penix Jr. will not be a Costco hotdog.
