Wednesday, December 25, 2024

3 Issues We Hated And three Issues We Cherished

So I wrote about Orange Cassidy’s problem in direction of Jon Moxley, and the article went up proper earlier than the half-hour mark of the present. Would not or not it’s hilarious, I puzzled, if Moxley responded to Cassidy’s problem proper after I wrote that he hadn’t?

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Properly, Moxley undoubtedly responded to Cassidy’s problem. I reckon he did greater than that.

I genuinely do not know the place to begin with this phase. There are such a lot of issues to level out on this phase, to various levels. Why is PAC at all times bare whereas Wheeler Yuta stands proud among the many Blackpool Fight Membership’s (BCC) black apparel together with his inexperienced quarter-zip and grey sweatpants? Why did Jon Moxley attempt to spin Cassidy’s problem in order that Moxley (the champion) challenged…the challenger? Oh, Evil Uno is right here? The EVPs are in the home too? The place are we? Who’re you?

Within the sensible phrases of my good friend, you suppose it may well’t get any worse till Darby Allin comes down from the ceiling like Girl Gaga on the Tremendous Bowl.

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If this was the principle occasion of “AEW Fright Evening Dynamite,” I might have cherished this phase for the sheer campiness of it. I’ve mentioned it earlier than and I will say it once more: AEW is greatest after they forego all requirements and double down on how absurd their reserving could be. You’ll by no means see Cody Rhodes hanging down from a cable and slowly fall into the announce desk in WWE — you may solely discover that in AEW, and that is what makes it so nice. If this was the principle occasion of “Dynamite,” I might be lavishing the praises of Tony Khan’s sick and twisted thoughts.

Nevertheless, this was in a extremely bizarre place on the cardboard. What do you imply we have now half a present left after this chaotic center phase? I believe Khan unintentionally pushed a button to deploy all of his reserving fireworks without delay, and whereas it was cool for about fifteen minutes, we have now completely nowhere to go from right here.

After all, the debut of Bobby Lashley is nothing to scoff at, and I perceive why a performer of his caliber wouldn’t deserve something lower than a fundamental occasion debut. Nevertheless — particularly with information going round that Lashley’s debut on Wednesday’s Halloween version of “Dynamite” was really the results of a delay — I can not assist however really feel like that is one other certainly one of Khan’s logistical fumbles. You possibly can completely have this BCC phase go off in the principle occasion of 1 week and have Lashley debut one other week, or at a pay-per-view occasion. The firework analogy works logistically as nicely: Khan unintentionally a pushed a button to deploy the reserving fireworks all of sudden, and we’re worse off due to it.

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This isn’t to say that AEW must exhibit restraint; it must exhibit foresight. The odd place on the cardboard was actually the one factor fallacious with this phase. If this had been the principle occasion, it will have been an ideal phase.

Written by Angeline Phu

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